So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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