do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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