my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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