Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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