Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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