Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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