we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This baby is an asshole
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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