Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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