Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My ATM looks so different sober.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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