YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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