White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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