Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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