I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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