what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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