He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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