You smell like stripper and shame
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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