So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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