the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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