My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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