is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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