he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
vagina is talking i cant
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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