We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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