4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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