I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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