Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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