no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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