I wanna bring you to show and tell
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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