shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Congratulations! We have a period
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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