it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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