I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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