Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I want her autograph on my taint
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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