I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
