theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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