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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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