I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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