Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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