they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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