whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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