He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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