the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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