i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
be right there i have to get my cape
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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