when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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