God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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