big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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