Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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