y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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