you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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