trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
