Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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