spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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