I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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