New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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