god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I'm really into asian looking animals
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
ok first of all what the fuck
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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