I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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