bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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