He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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