No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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