Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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