Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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